0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run” 2020

Registration is officially open for PHX’s favorite “race”, The 0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run!”

We know what you underachievers are thinking. Do I really HAVE to run? How FAR is a 0.5K?
We like to think of it as you can run, but the rest of us may point and laugh a little bit as we’re enjoying our pizza.
And a 0.5K = 0.3 miles = 1,640.42 feet = 19,685 inches. You can make it!

 

REGISTRATION INCLUDES

  • FOUR FREE DRINKS (1 beer, 2 shots, 1 glass of champagne)
  • An awesome souvenir T-shirt
  • A sweatband to help you through your 1,600 foot “run”
  • Free slice of pizza to help you carboload for the “run”
  • Free donut & champagne as you celebrate crossing the finish line
  • Amazing racing “bib” so we can still remember you when looking through pictures the next day. “Hey Jim, #271 was so much fun!”
  • A pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K sticker that you can attach to your rear windshield to show everyone what a badass you are
  • A donation to Child Crisis Arizona

COST

  • $42.05 – Early Bird Pricing (Includes everything listed above). Good through March 24 or when sold out.
  • $49.05 – General Registration with Souvenir T-shirt. Good through April 7 or when sold out.
  • $49.05 – General Registration without Souvenir T-shirt. Good through April 23 or when sold out.

 

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ULTRA UNDERACHIEVER VIP PACKAGE

Feeling super lazy? We’re offering an Ultra Underachiever VIP Package to everyone!
Get everything above, plus:

  • Skip the line pass at Check-in
  • Extra slice of pizza for the “run”
  • Golf cart ride for the 0.5K to help save your legs during the “run”
  • Gatorade on the golf cart to replenish those electrolytes
  • A gold star! Seriously, who hasn’t missed getting gold stars?

COST

  • Additional $40.00 – 100% of proceeds go directly to Child Crisis Arizona

 

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PRIZES

Obviously, we have to have prizes to spice things up!

  • The Best Dressed Group will receive a prize package from PHX Fray!
  • The group that is the Most Fun // Loudest // Life of the Party will receive a prize package from Three Wisemen!
  • The Biggest Underachievers will receive a prize package from Boondocks!

SO MANY FUN THINGS

We’ll have 2 photographers on-site to document the run, so you don’t have to!
“Shotgun” start! **We’re popping a bunch of balloons, guys. Calm down!**
The finish line you’ve always dreamed of crossing. Because it’s at a bar with champagne, donuts, and a professional photographer to document it all!
Medical “tent” along the way. **it may just be a TV tray with barbie band-aids, but we think it will cover everything needed*

 

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When

Saturday, April 25, 2020 at 11:30 am

Where

Three Wisemen | 7323 E Shoeman Ln, Scottsdale, AZ 85251 | View Map

Cost

$49.05

Details

ADDITIONAL INFO
-Registration is non-refundable and non-transferable
-You must be registered to attend. Three Wisemen will be closed down to the general public until 2:30 p.m.
-All attendees must be 21 and over. If you are under 21 and purchase a ticket, you will not be allowed into this venue.
-Check-in will be from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and we’ll keep the party going until 6 p.m.

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2020-04-25 11:30:00 2020-04-25 15:30:00 America/Phoenix 0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run” 2020

ADDITIONAL INFO
-Registration is non-refundable and non-transferable
-You must be registered to attend. Three Wisemen will be closed down to the general public until 2:30 p.m.
-All attendees must be 21 and over. If you are under 21 and purchase a ticket, you will not be allowed into this venue.
-Check-in will be from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and we’ll keep the party going until 6 p.m.

7323 E Shoeman Ln, Scottsdale, AZ 85251

Questions? Ask Nathan!

If you need help with registration, give us a shout.