0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run” 2020
Registration is officially open for PHX’s favorite “race”, The 0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run!”
We know what you underachievers are thinking. Do I really HAVE to run? How FAR is a 0.5K?
We like to think of it as you can run, but the rest of us may point and laugh a little bit as we’re enjoying our pizza.
And a 0.5K = 0.3 miles = 1,640.42 feet = 19,685 inches. You can make it!
- FOUR FREE DRINKS (1 beer, 2 shots, 1 glass of champagne)
- An awesome souvenir T-shirt
- A sweatband to help you through your 1,600 foot “run”
- Free slice of pizza to help you carboload for the “run”
- Free donut & champagne as you celebrate crossing the finish line
- Amazing racing “bib” so we can still remember you when looking through pictures the next day. “Hey Jim, #271 was so much fun!”
- A pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5K sticker that you can attach to your rear windshield to show everyone what a badass you are
- A donation to Child Crisis Arizona
- $42.05 – Early Bird Pricing (Includes everything listed above). Good through March 24 or when sold out.
- $49.05 – General Registration with Souvenir T-shirt. Good through April 7 or when sold out.
- $49.05 – General Registration without Souvenir T-shirt. Good through April 23 or when sold out.
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ULTRA UNDERACHIEVER VIP PACKAGE
Feeling super lazy? We’re offering an Ultra Underachiever VIP Package to everyone!
Get everything above, plus:
- Skip the line pass at Check-in
- Extra slice of pizza for the “run”
- Golf cart ride for the 0.5K to help save your legs during the “run”
- Gatorade on the golf cart to replenish those electrolytes
- A gold star! Seriously, who hasn’t missed getting gold stars?
- Additional $40.00 – 100% of proceeds go directly to Child Crisis Arizona
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Obviously, we have to have prizes to spice things up!
- The Best Dressed Group will receive a prize package from PHX Fray!
- The group that is the Most Fun // Loudest // Life of the Party will receive a prize package from Three Wisemen!
- The Biggest Underachievers will receive a prize package from Boondocks!
SO MANY FUN THINGS
We’ll have 2 photographers on-site to document the run, so you don’t have to!
“Shotgun” start! **We’re popping a bunch of balloons, guys. Calm down!**
The finish line you’ve always dreamed of crossing. Because it’s at a bar with champagne, donuts, and a professional photographer to document it all!
Medical “tent” along the way. **it may just be a TV tray with barbie band-aids, but we think it will cover everything needed*